(1992 - 2023) Martha Josephina, the darling of the Saturday Night Fever Anniversary Tradition and husband to that Honey Baby Sex Guy, died last night during her town's first annual Saturday Night Fever Celebration that maybe was a setup for a criminal sting operation. Josephina, mother of six kids pre-k, was known to rattle the house: scaring both neighbors and family members alike. She ostracized her apparently less-talented children, and had a penchant for holding personally intrusive people in her social orbit. Her funeral will be paid for by Bob's College of Nollege, and her one successful daughter Julie will give the eulogy.