(1992 - 2021) Ariana Carbonara, Yelp Influencer and polyamorous entrepreneur, died with her lovers on top of her last night in a basement bowling alley in her hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma. Known for writing scathing reviews about almost every food venue in town, Carbonara was engaged in the process of opening up her own reviewing app - Yelp for Poly People - aimed at judging the capability of different lovers when she kicked the proverbial bucket. Carbonara will be remembered by the consumers of her new app, by her six-plus lovers, and by the donut surf-and-turf shops that closed due to her negative reviews. ft. TAYLOR BLACKBURN as Ariana Carbonara JONAH as Boss & Jett JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Vincenzo from Pisa DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Reggie theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod