( 1992 - 2021 ) John Goodman, the King of Creams, died this morning in Guam after being stabbed in the back while lying down on an acupuncture table. Known for his sonorous pitch-voice and his entrepreneurial ability to sell, John Goodman - no, not the famous actor Goodman - and no, not the famous podcaster Goodman - had recently landed a major sponsorship at the Third Annual Acupuncturist Convention in Guam, premiering a film promoting his products called "Acupuncture Island". His memorial has already been held on a deserted island in the Pacific, but you can buy his creams that look an awful lot like CBD at Walgreens and Ulta Beauty. ft. CAEL SCHWARTZ as John Goodman TRICIA CRIMMINS as Grace & Mr. Denise JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Lionel DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Jen & Reggie theme song by Aaron Shapiro additional music by Greg Berg an ELEVATOR pod