(2020 - 2020) Mr. Larry Earthworm, while slithering his way through a dirty life, could never imagine that he'd have an obituary even in as humble a publication as this. But life is weird like that, and it sometimes provides fertile opportunities for surprise: Larry Earthworm, a worm from the earth, died last night while spinelessly striving to make it in the TikTok world. Over the period of five long days aka one short lifetime, Larry established a robust following, ate loads of dirt, and eventually fell in love with Addison Rae - until he was squashed in a physical death during the throes of some unstable lovemaking. His videos have been archived on @larryeatsdirt on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitch. Any donations can be sent to Uncle Hogan, who lives in that large dirt pile off Exit Five in Staten Island. Sponsored by: JEFF THE PRIEST ft. HOPE FRENCH - Mr. Larry TRICIA CRIMMINS - Addison Rae / Reggie JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Father DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Uncle Hogan theme song by Aaron Shapiro an ELEVATOR pod